The American way

Thanks America

You make everything great!

You dont tart up and whore out anything.

OK. So the Grudge was originally Japanese.

You liked it's story didnt you?

It probably wasnt that good of a film but you knew how to make it better...

You could insert a suspenseful moment every 5 minutes!
What else could improve this Japanese classic?

Ahhhh! You could steal effects from other films

Say a big "thankyou" to the Ring and The exorcist.
And to put that fatarse cherry on the proverbial cake....

SARAH MICHELLE GELLER.

(did I spell it wrong? Who cares.)

Job well done.

Fish summons Super Sayin powers

Secret Window, Stupid moron

Once apon a time a man named Steven King wrote a book called 'Secret Window, Secret garden'. Once apon a different time a man named Chuck Palaniuk wrote a book called 'Fight Club'.

Both Books were made into movies.

I wrote my own version of these two books which I hope one day will be turned into a movie.

It's entitled 'Secret window, Stupid moron'.

knock knock

steven king answers his front door.

there stands Chuck Palanuik

"you stole my story!"

I would like to see a movie starring Bradd Pitt, Edward Norton and Johnny Depp where they get together and make out all the time. I'd call it 'secret club'.I'm so lame.

Dont get me wrong. I think fight club is the best movie ive seen!

The day after tomorrow

The day after tomorrow has now been released on DVD. It's already $24.95.

That's because it's crap house

Hey look. There's a big ship. It's sailing next to the New York library. There is no one on it.
I have a great idea! let's get some medicine off it and get attacked by wolves!!

According to the creators of this movie:

• Global warming = Ice Age in 10 days
  
  
• wrapping yourself up in a persian rug will save you from freezing but running will not.
  
  
• Amazing and heroic things only happen in America
  
  
• Oil tankers just float around New York when It floods
  
  
• The world loves Americans and wouldn't want anything bad to happen to them.
  
  
• It takes a day for the polar ice caps to melt, an hour to flood New York and 30 seconds for the northern hemisphere to freeze over
  
  
• Once you become president, you become a good person
  
  
• People who live in Scotland drink scotch
  
  
• Climatologists are the smartest people in the world
  
  
• Wolves can climb ladders and get into oil tankers
  
  
• One American guy's theory is 100% correct and no other climatologists in the world would have thought of it.
  
  
• Smashing a car window is easier than winding it down
  
  
• Homeless people make for great comic releif
  
  
• It's worth risking your life and the lives of two other people just so your son doesnt think you are a promise breaker
  
  
• This movie was worth making
  
  

According to me:

• Dennis Quaid looks like Kevin costner
  
• Hollywood is shithouse
  

The 4400

Possibly the worst mini series Ive ever seen. Nothing was answered. If you havent seen it, don't see it. It left me very frustrated.