The day after tomorrow
The day after tomorrow has now been released on DVD. It's already $24.95.
That's because it's crap house
Hey look. There's a big ship. It's sailing next to the New York library. There is no one on it.
I have a great idea! let's get some medicine off it and get attacked by wolves!!
According to the creators of this movie:
- Global warming = Ice Age in 10 days
- wrapping yourself up in a persian rug will save you from freezing but running will not.
- Amazing and heroic things only happen in America
- Oil tankers just float around New York when It floods
- The world loves Americans and wouldn't want anything bad to happen to them.
- It takes a day for the polar ice caps to melt, an hour to flood New York and 30 seconds for the northern hemisphere to freeze over
- Once you become president, you become a good person
- People who live in Scotland drink scotch
- Climatologists are the smartest people in the world
- Wolves can climb ladders and get into oil tankers
- One American guy's theory is 100% correct and no other climatologists in the world would have thought of it.
- Smashing a car window is easier than winding it down
- Homeless people make for great comic releif
- It's worth risking your life and the lives of two other people just so your son doesnt think you are a promise breaker
- This movie was worth making
According to me:
- Dennis Quaid looks like Kevin costner
- Hollywood is shithouse
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