Fish summons Super Sayin powers

Secret Window, Stupid moron

Once apon a time a man named Steven King wrote a book called 'Secret Window, Secret garden'. Once apon a different time a man named Chuck Palaniuk wrote a book called 'Fight Club'.

Both Books were made into movies.

I wrote my own version of these two books which I hope one day will be turned into a movie.

It's entitled 'Secret window, Stupid moron'.

knock knock

steven king answers his front door.

there stands Chuck Palanuik

"you stole my story!"

I would like to see a movie starring Bradd Pitt, Edward Norton and Johnny Depp where they get together and make out all the time. I'd call it 'secret club'.I'm so lame.

Dont get me wrong. I think fight club is the best movie ive seen!

The day after tomorrow

The day after tomorrow has now been released on DVD. It's already $24.95.

That's because it's crap house

Hey look. There's a big ship. It's sailing next to the New York library. There is no one on it.
I have a great idea! let's get some medicine off it and get attacked by wolves!!

According to the creators of this movie:

• Global warming = Ice Age in 10 days
  
  
• wrapping yourself up in a persian rug will save you from freezing but running will not.
  
  
• Amazing and heroic things only happen in America
  
  
• Oil tankers just float around New York when It floods
  
  
• The world loves Americans and wouldn't want anything bad to happen to them.
  
  
• It takes a day for the polar ice caps to melt, an hour to flood New York and 30 seconds for the northern hemisphere to freeze over
  
  
• Once you become president, you become a good person
  
  
• People who live in Scotland drink scotch
  
  
• Climatologists are the smartest people in the world
  
  
• Wolves can climb ladders and get into oil tankers
  
  
• One American guy's theory is 100% correct and no other climatologists in the world would have thought of it.
  
  
• Smashing a car window is easier than winding it down
  
  
• Homeless people make for great comic releif
  
  
• It's worth risking your life and the lives of two other people just so your son doesnt think you are a promise breaker
  
  
• This movie was worth making
  
  

According to me:

• Dennis Quaid looks like Kevin costner
  
• Hollywood is shithouse
  

The 4400

Possibly the worst mini series Ive ever seen. Nothing was answered. If you havent seen it, don't see it. It left me very frustrated.